Zombie Crawl 3
So Here is my Zombie Inspired Fanfiction from the Mortal Instruments
Shadowhunters VS Zombies
*Of course, I do not own any of these amazing characters*
“Well
that was an incredible waste of money.” Jace complained as they were walking
out of the movie theater.
“How
can you say that!?” Simon exclaimed. “The movie got five stars!”
Jace
threw him a look. “First of all the name Zombie Princess From Mars should be a
big red stop sign saying ‘seeing this
movie could result in irreparable loss of brain cells.’ Secondly, there are
no such things as zombies. We’ve already told you that. How can one possibly be
afraid of a movie about something that doesn’t exist?”
Simon
could hear Clary choke back a laugh. “But, how do you know they don’t exist?
Just because you haven’t seen one doesn’t mean they’re not real.” Simon shot
back.
“In the
thousands of years Shadow Hunters have existed there have never been any
writings, or drawings, or legends that spoke of them. Therefore there are NO such things as zombies.”
“Oh
yeah,” Simon spluttered. “What about the zombies in New Orleans.”
Jace
let out a frustrated sigh. “Those weren’t real. They were people put in a state
of suggestive catatonia by crazy witches using herbs to put them under their
control. Zombies aren’t real.”
“Come
on boys,” Clary began trying to diffuse the situation. “We need to get back
before my mom blows a gasket.”
“It’s
ten o’clock.” Simon complained. “She said as long as I didn’t leave you alone
with Jace, we could stay out until midnight. Besides, I’m hungry and Isabelle
said she’d meet us at Taki’s.”
“Splendid.”
Jace said darkly taking Clary’s hand. “Come on, let’s go.”
They
walked along in silence. Clary could hear the gears turning in Simon’s head. Please shut up, please shut up, please shut
up, she thought. Jace had been in a mood before they went to the movie, now
he was Olympic sulking.
“So,”
Simon began smiling. “Other than the fact there’s no such thing as zombies. How
did you like the movie?”
Jace
glared at Simon. “There was no dialogue, no plot, no storyline, the effects
were horrid, and the music was worse.”
“Tell
us how you really feel.” Simon grumbled.
“I
will,” Jace said with a huff. “First of all I have NO IDEA why you keep
dragging me to movies about things that don’t exist. Give me Rachmaninoff and
Dickens and I’m a happy Shadowhunter.”
“Okay
fine,” Simon said. “Say there was a huge pack of zombies chasing us, how would
you take them out.”
“First
of all it would never happen because there is no such thing as zombies.” Jace
began. “But if there were a group of them ‘chasing’
us I would spin around, use my sword, and behead them all.”
“Ha!”
Simon said gleefully. “See you didn’t kill them! You cannot kill them by
beheading them you can only kill them if you destroy their brains! So when they
rushed you they bit you in the leg, you’re dead.”
Jace
growled. “How can they rush us when rotting corpses cannot even walk because
the tissue is dead? In addition, if they are dead they do not have any messages
being sent down the nerves to move their muscles. Rotting flesh falls apart, it
does not move.”
“What
about World War Z?” Simon said.
“Another
movie for the intellectually impaired,” Jace spat cutting Simon off
mid-sentence.
Simon
continued. “Those zombies were super strong, I mean Shadowhunter strong, and
they could run faster than you could.”
Jace
looked at Simon as if he were insane. “What part of zombies…aren’t….real….don’t
you understand?” He said enunciating every word. “Zombies wouldn’t be able to
run like that. They would fall apart and make a grand mess on the ground, and
not turn anyone else to join their happy band of impossibility.”
“So
what about vampires, if all dead flesh rots, then why don’t vampires?” Simon
said pointedly.
“They
are a special case, and they are still not classified as zombies.” Jace
grumbled. “Zombies are flesh eating mindless monsters. Vampires are intelligent
and they drink blood, they don’t eat brains.”
“So
they could be considered zombies?” Simon shot back.
“By the
Angel!” Jace yelled standing in front of Simon. “What is your obsession with
the undead anyway?”
“Well I
was a vampire.” Simon said smugly.
Jace
pushed past him. Clary looked up and had not realized that they had already
arrived at Taki’s. Jace opened the door so that Clary could enter. He followed
her into the restaurant and let the door shut on Simon.
“Thanks,”
Simon murmured angrily pushing the door open.
Isabelle
was already waiting for them in their normal booth. Clary was not surprised to
see Magnus and Alec there as well. Jace allowed Clary to take the seat by the
wall closest to the sugar, because he knew she liked lots of sugar in her
coffee. It had become a running joke between them. He offered her a sweet
smile; it was something she loved about him. Even if he was in a terrible mood,
he was always gentle with her.
When
Simon arrived at the table, Jace huffed. “Iz, could you please sit on this
side. I don’t want to sit next to someone who reeks of idiocy.”
Isabelle
gave Jace a confused look. “What’s going on?”
“Jace
and Simon are arguing.” Clary said flatly.
“Oh,”
Isabelle chuckled and moved to the other bench next to Jace.
“We are
not arguing.” Simon said. “We are simply having an intellectual conversation.”
Jace
gave Simon a fiery glance. “If that is what you consider intellectual
conversation mundane, then maybe we should let the demons take over and call it
survival of the fittest.”
Magnus
chuckled and murmured something like one
point Jace.
“Wait,
what are we talking about?” Alec asked.
“This mundane
is adamant that zombies do exist and because we’ve never encountered any in a thousand years doesn’t mean they are
not real.”
Isabelle
laughed. “Of course there’s no such thing as zombies. It would be written in
the accords and they would probably be considered Downworlders.”
“They
wouldn’t even be Downworlders since they aren’t intelligent. They’d be demons
and we’d be killing them too.” Alec added.
“Therefore
the zombie apocalypse would be foiled by Shadowhunters.” Simon replied smugly.
“I win.”
Jace
gave Simon and incredulous look. “There are no such things as zombies.” He said
in unison with Isabelle and Alec.
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