Sunday, October 30, 2016

Zombie Crawl 3


So Here is my Zombie Inspired Fanfiction from the Mortal Instruments

Shadowhunters VS Zombies
*Of course, I do not own any of these amazing characters*

                “Well that was an incredible waste of money.” Jace complained as they were walking out of the movie theater.
                “How can you say that!?” Simon exclaimed. “The movie got five stars!”
                Jace threw him a look. “First of all the name Zombie Princess From Mars should be a big red stop sign saying ‘seeing this movie could result in irreparable loss of brain cells.’ Secondly, there are no such things as zombies. We’ve already told you that. How can one possibly be afraid of a movie about something that doesn’t exist?”
                Simon could hear Clary choke back a laugh. “But, how do you know they don’t exist? Just because you haven’t seen one doesn’t mean they’re not real.” Simon shot back.
                “In the thousands of years Shadow Hunters have existed there have never been any writings, or drawings, or legends that spoke of them. Therefore there are NO such things as zombies.”
                “Oh yeah,” Simon spluttered. “What about the zombies in New Orleans.”
                Jace let out a frustrated sigh. “Those weren’t real. They were people put in a state of suggestive catatonia by crazy witches using herbs to put them under their control. Zombies aren’t real.”
                “Come on boys,” Clary began trying to diffuse the situation. “We need to get back before my mom blows a gasket.”
                “It’s ten o’clock.” Simon complained. “She said as long as I didn’t leave you alone with Jace, we could stay out until midnight. Besides, I’m hungry and Isabelle said she’d meet us at Taki’s.”
                “Splendid.” Jace said darkly taking Clary’s hand. “Come on, let’s go.”
                They walked along in silence. Clary could hear the gears turning in Simon’s head. Please shut up, please shut up, please shut up, she thought. Jace had been in a mood before they went to the movie, now he was Olympic sulking.
                “So,” Simon began smiling. “Other than the fact there’s no such thing as zombies. How did you like the movie?”
                Jace glared at Simon. “There was no dialogue, no plot, no storyline, the effects were horrid, and the music was worse.”
                “Tell us how you really feel.” Simon grumbled.
                “I will,” Jace said with a huff. “First of all I have NO IDEA why you keep dragging me to movies about things that don’t exist. Give me Rachmaninoff and Dickens and I’m a happy Shadowhunter.”
                “Okay fine,” Simon said. “Say there was a huge pack of zombies chasing us, how would you take them out.”
                “First of all it would never happen because there is no such thing as zombies.” Jace began. “But if there were a group of them ‘chasing’ us I would spin around, use my sword, and behead them all.”
                “Ha!” Simon said gleefully. “See you didn’t kill them! You cannot kill them by beheading them you can only kill them if you destroy their brains! So when they rushed you they bit you in the leg, you’re dead.”
                Jace growled. “How can they rush us when rotting corpses cannot even walk because the tissue is dead? In addition, if they are dead they do not have any messages being sent down the nerves to move their muscles. Rotting flesh falls apart, it does not move.”
                “What about World War Z?” Simon said.
                “Another movie for the intellectually impaired,” Jace spat cutting Simon off mid-sentence.
                Simon continued. “Those zombies were super strong, I mean Shadowhunter strong, and they could run faster than you could.”
                Jace looked at Simon as if he were insane. “What part of zombies…aren’t….real….don’t you understand?” He said enunciating every word. “Zombies wouldn’t be able to run like that. They would fall apart and make a grand mess on the ground, and not turn anyone else to join their happy band of impossibility.”
                “So what about vampires, if all dead flesh rots, then why don’t vampires?” Simon said pointedly.
                “They are a special case, and they are still not classified as zombies.” Jace grumbled. “Zombies are flesh eating mindless monsters. Vampires are intelligent and they drink blood, they don’t eat brains.”
                “So they could be considered zombies?” Simon shot back.
                “By the Angel!” Jace yelled standing in front of Simon. “What is your obsession with the undead anyway?”
                “Well I was a vampire.” Simon said smugly.
                Jace pushed past him. Clary looked up and had not realized that they had already arrived at Taki’s. Jace opened the door so that Clary could enter. He followed her into the restaurant and let the door shut on Simon.
                “Thanks,” Simon murmured angrily pushing the door open.
                Isabelle was already waiting for them in their normal booth. Clary was not surprised to see Magnus and Alec there as well. Jace allowed Clary to take the seat by the wall closest to the sugar, because he knew she liked lots of sugar in her coffee. It had become a running joke between them. He offered her a sweet smile; it was something she loved about him. Even if he was in a terrible mood, he was always gentle with her.
                When Simon arrived at the table, Jace huffed. “Iz, could you please sit on this side. I don’t want to sit next to someone who reeks of idiocy.”
                Isabelle gave Jace a confused look. “What’s going on?”
                “Jace and Simon are arguing.” Clary said flatly.
                “Oh,” Isabelle chuckled and moved to the other bench next to Jace.
                “We are not arguing.” Simon said. “We are simply having an intellectual conversation.”
                Jace gave Simon a fiery glance. “If that is what you consider intellectual conversation mundane, then maybe we should let the demons take over and call it survival of the fittest.”
                Magnus chuckled and murmured something like one point Jace.
                “Wait, what are we talking about?” Alec asked.
                “This mundane is adamant that zombies do exist and because we’ve never encountered any in a thousand years doesn’t mean they are not real.”
                Isabelle laughed. “Of course there’s no such thing as zombies. It would be written in the accords and they would probably be considered Downworlders.”
                “They wouldn’t even be Downworlders since they aren’t intelligent. They’d be demons and we’d be killing them too.” Alec added.
                “Therefore the zombie apocalypse would be foiled by Shadowhunters.” Simon replied smugly. “I win.”
                Jace gave Simon and incredulous look. “There are no such things as zombies.” He said in unison with Isabelle and Alec.

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Saturday, October 15, 2016

💋 HUGE SALE ~ Manhattan Bound Series ~ 99 CENTS ðŸ’‹
In celebration of the publication today of BOUND, the fourth and final book in the Manhattan Bound Series by Amazon bestselling author Juliet Braddock, the first three books in the series are also on SALE for 99 cents each.
Through dungeons and castles in the most glamorous cities around the world, Drew, a rising star on Broadway and hopelessly romantic Dom, brings publicist Maxine’s wanton desires to life.
From the Blogosphere:
“HOLY HOTNESS!” – Mikky’s World of Books
“Funny and sexy! Once you get a taste of Drew and Maxine there isn’t any going back.” – Saints & Sinners
“The series has some of the most well-developed characters I've seen in a romance novel.” – “Tangled Hearts & Boxer Briefs”
Drew is “droolworthy”! – A One-Click Addict Book Blog

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Don't forget to check out the last book in the series Bound! I'm currently reading (and loving) It 




Thursday, October 13, 2016

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Title: She Owns Me , Part Two of He Owns Me
Author: J.L. Ostle
Releasing December 2016
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 Warning: this book contains disturbing situations, strong language and sexual scenes, recommended for ages over 18. I'm Jonathan Stone. I'm a d**k. I'm someone you don't dare cross. I can be your worst nightmare. Most of all, I'm not to be f**ked with. I have a black heart, well that's what I hear people say about me. Women know my reputation. I'm a cruel, angry man but yet they line up to get a taste on what I'm willing to give. Which is a hard, good screw. I f**k, I dominate, I take control. I do anything that will keep my thoughts away from what I lost. But now the one person I once cared for is back and I want her more than my next breath. I want to push her on my office desk and hear her scream my name out. She may say she doesn't want me, but her eyes says something else. Her body screams out for me to touch her. I start to break down her walls when our pasts finally catches up with us both, and they really don't like my interest in Raven. Will I get my light back or will I be redeemed always in the darkness? "Not everyone is meant to get their happily ever after, Jonny." "But you are Raven, you are meant for a happy ending."  
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 J.L. Ostle was born in Antrim, Northern Ireland, now living in Carlisle, England. J.L. Ostle is a full time mother looking after her cute, active little boy. When she she hasn't got her head stuck in a book or writing, she's watching movies, or doing activities with her friends and their children.
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Tuesday, October 11, 2016


IT'S LIVE!



BOUND
Book Four, Manhattan Bound Series
By Juliet Braddock

On a journey that brought young Maxine Kirk to Drew McKenzie as a novice submissive, the two lovers explored their most salacious fantasies together. In BOUND by Amazon bestselling author Juliet Braddock, the fourth book in the “Manhattan Bound” Series explores how life, love and lust have flourished between these two unlikely lovers.

Through dungeons and castles in the most glamorous cities around the world, Drew. A rising star on Broadway, brought publicist Maxine’s wanton desires to life, indulging her every need with a lavish but honest display of his affection. And in the course of their relationship, they found a love that could not be shattered.

While they placed their faith in each other, the lives of their friends and families converged. Often, their sexual shenanigans took a backseat to the lives of those most near and dear to them. Their separate worlds became one.

Five years later, changes have come to their lives, and Drew and Maxine find themselves facing a life-altering decision that will impact their ordered world in ways they’d never imagined.

And while their wanderlust and pursuit of kinky pleasures never wane, they discover together that the happiest place on earth really is right in their own chaotic home.

BOUND, the fourth novel in Juliet Braddock’s “Manhattan Bound” series of four books, is available at most major e-book retailers on October 11.









Review of Bound By Juliet Braddock

I had never read a BDSM book before so when my friend recommended Juliet Braddock's books to me I didn't know what to expect. Me thinking that the dungeons you see on CSI and NCIS are the standard of practice for those who like BDSM. I was totally wrong. Bound by Juliet Braddock changed my mind about BDSM books forever. While BDSM paints a picture of a dark red room full of black clad leather bodies Juliet's book shows a lighter side, a side where it also includes love and playfulness. I read the scenes and I was like whoa was I ever wrong, the tenderness that Drew showed Maxine (my favorite sassy character) showed for each other in their play and in their lives outside of their dungeon were amazing. Drew who's an actor has this heart of gold that you instantly fall in love with. He is so attentive to Maxine's every whim in the bedroom...except for when she's pregnant then she doesn't always get her way. His gifts for her are so well thought out and he needs to give boyfriend / husband lessons to every man in the world because when they made Drew they broke the mold! I think my favorite scene in the whole book and there were many I absolutely loved was Maxine and the funeral but I can't tell you why because it would spoil it. I found myself laughing in so many places at the trouble that Maxine got in. The ending of the book was completely amazing and such a perfect epilogue. Juliet's characters (Ben comes to mind) are so very different and all have incredible depth. Having only read this book I don't know the backstories, however I plan on reading the rest of the series as well. This is such a wonderful read and Ms. Braddock is an amazing writer you smile, laugh, cry and punish right along with the characters all in a good way. You live the story and the world building is really incredible you can really see everything in your head and that's what I look for in a good story. This is an excellent book and I would highly recommend it even if you've never read BDSM books. It's a marvelous steamy read that will leave you begging for more.



Amazon bestselling author Juliet Braddock’s first efforts in creative writing came long before she learned to put crayon to paper.  In fact, she began spinning stories in her head nearly as soon as she could form complete sentences.  As long as she can remember, she’d always created sagas about imaginary friends, family members and pop culture icons, and kept everyone around her entertained with her witty—but often very tall—tales.

For her sixth Christmas, Juliet’s mother got her a child’s typewriter to preserve all of those creative thoughts filling her head, but she quickly switched to ball point pens and notebooks when the ribbon ran dry. 

Most of Juliet’s early attempts at writing romance focused on members of Duran Duran and Spandau Ballet or young leading men on Broadway.  However, as she matured as a writer, she decided that it was just as much fun to create her own romantic heroes and heroines.

At an early age, she also developed a love for big cities, and the tallest of skyscrapers were never high enough for her.  Juliet’s wanderlust would eventually lure her to New York, a city she often visited during her formative years, and her love affair with Manhattan began.  She’d promised herself that one day she would return for good. 

Juliet’s passion for writing and for big cities converged, and after graduating with a degree in Journalism, she decided to set out on a journey to find her heart…just where she’d left it. 

A week after her college graduation, Juliet made the big move from a small town to New York City, where she has made her home ever since.

In between building a career in communications and writing on the side, she’s indulged in international travel, theater and art.  A wine and food buff, she’s by no means a connoisseur, but she can give a few good restaurant recommendations if you’re in the city. 

“There’s something so inspiring about living in a city like New York that’s so rich in culture and so very vibrant. Every neighborhood has its own story to tell,” Juliet says.  “I often do my best plotting on the subway, just observing the lives unfolding around me.  New York truly has a billion stories nestled between the skyscrapers.”

A proud Manhattanite, Juliet couldn’t live anywhere else—except for Paris, perhaps—and is a gushing cat-mom to a Russian Blue mix who was rescued as a kitten from the streets of Brooklyn. 

Find Juliet on Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest.
Her website is
www.julietbraddock.com




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Monday, October 3, 2016

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Title: Finally
Author: Destini Rose
Cover Designer: Susan Garwood from Wicked Women Designs
Release Date: October 25, 2016
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Jillian is a single mom of three after her husband ran out on her two years ago. She has worked three jobs for two years just to stay afloat and take care of her babies. Fed up, her best friend kidnaps her for a long weekend at the family lake house. While there her best friends brothers come on to her and try to talk her into a relationship with the two of them. Can she trust her heart and her childrens hearts to them? When she and her babies start getting threatened, can and will she trust them with their lives?  
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Destini lives with her husband, three kids, and a whole herd of animals in a small town in Southwest Missouri. She is an avid reader and has a love-hate relationship with her writing. In her spare time you can find her chasing after her three demon children, with a book in hand, or in front of her laptop. She also really likes wine. A lot.
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