The Embarrassing Memory Murderer by David Tieck
Hilarious
Memoir Shares One Man’s Embarrassing Journeys, Many Failures and Life Lessons
The Embarrassing Memory Murderer (published by iUniverse) shares the memoir of author David Tieck’s
endless array of humiliating
memories as he comes to grip with his past, finds his adventurous spirit, and
offers hope, wisdom and understanding to anyone who is willing to laugh about
their own disconcerting moments, WELL, that was the idea at least
I had a plan. It was simple, if I
could let all of my worst, most humiliating, and most painful memories each
inspire some sort of adventure or challenge, then these memories would finally
be adding something positive to my life, and by doing so I could murder the
pain, and live a happier life. Ah, thinking about all my most horrible memories
all the time, this is going to be awesome, what could possibly go wrong?
It started out great, my horrible
past epic shyness, extremely late puberty, and fondness for bleeding and then
crying in front of my friends led me to the Cannes Film Festival, tulip
shopping in Amsterdam and hanging out with real life vampires in Paris. However
then I had an awful break up, I had a bunch of things go really wrong, suffered
a smidge of severe mental and physical pain, started to flirt with madness,
went on a jovial jaunt through the darkest realms of my brain, and started
flinging away everything that was important to me. Oh and along the way and I
had a bunch of fun, a ton of laughs, met some awesome people and some
celebrities, partied a lot, had some adventures, and eventually learned a lot
about life.
You’ll laugh, you’ll want to slap
me in the face, maybe give me a hug or two, then slap me a few times more – I
really am a big stupid damn idiot. Please laugh at my pain; I truly deserve it.
Special
advanced copies are available in limited supply now at:
iUniverse - http://bookstore.iuniverse.com/Products/SKU-000592137/The-Embarrassing-Memory-Murderer.aspx
Or you can find David Tieck
here:
Email -
dtieck@gmail.com
Blog – www.fleetingforever.com
YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/user/MrDavidTieck/videos
Are you ready!!! Because Here it is!!!!
Are you ready!!! Because Here it is!!!!
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